Did you hear the one about the duck that walked into the local tavern? He jumped up on the bar and said to the bartender, “Got any grapes?” The bartender looked at him and replied, “Listen, duck, this is a bar. We serve drinks, not grapes”. The duck quacked at him and left. The next day the duck was back. He hopped up on the bar again and asked the bartender if he had any grapes. The bartender, by now a little irritated, told him, “Like I said yesterday, WE DON’T HAVE ANY GRAPES”. The duck quacked and left. The next he was back, and again asked the bartender, “Got any grapes?”. This time the bartender was really mad and he told the duck, “Listen, pal, I keep telling you we don’t have any grapes. If you ask me again, I’m going to nail your feet to the bar here!” The next day the duck came back, jumped up on the bar, and asked the bartender, “Got any nails?” The bartender said, “NO, I don’t have any NAILS!”, to which the duck replied, “Great! Got any grapes?”.
Okay, I’m finished.